August 30, 2004

 church signs

every day on my commute i pass a church that has the money-grubbingest signs. sometimes when i read them my jaw drops in disbelief.

last week's sign said something like:

u can't take your money to heaven
so send it ahead before u go

then the back side of the sign said:

we'll ship it for you

bleah.

the sign is different this morning. today it says:

when the heart is converted
the purse will be inverted
Posted by xta at August 30, 2004 11:43 AM | TrackBack
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that is truly disgusting.

Posted by: joy at August 30, 2004 12:33 PM

I wonder if they have enough letters to say - "we'll pick you up by the feet and shake until all your dimes and quarters roll out?"

Posted by: pinky at August 30, 2004 1:09 PM

They should be smoted. Or smited. Whatever....that's just awful.

Posted by: lainey at August 30, 2004 7:07 PM

Where is this Temple of Mammon?

Posted by: Joseph H. Vilas at August 30, 2004 9:29 PM

it's on hwy 98, about 2 or 3 miles east of hwy 70. on the right side of the road as you head out of durham. across the street from matthews body shop.

are you thinking of worshipping with them, mr. moneybags? :-)

Posted by: christa at August 30, 2004 11:38 PM

's almost as bad as the signs that say "Don't take your organs to Heaven, Heaven knows we need 'em here." Highway 70 goes right by my place too...

Posted by: Gamma Rose at August 31, 2004 10:38 PM
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