the most productive day of my life

hung new curtains in the dining room
finished installing the downspout extensions
watched a movie
washed and re-hung living room and kitchen curtains
sliced my finger open while cutting up a whole pineapple
stained a new telephone table
ordered floating shelves from lowes
turned coat hooks into curtain tie-backs
stepped on a piece of glass, barefoot
installed curtain rods in my bedroom
changed furnace filters
vacuumed living room
painted my white ikea sideboard red
sewed curtains for my bedroom out of scrap fabric
fixed mary's billy bragg bracelet
watched the last 5 minutes of the superbowl
took christmas cards down from the back of the front door

in addition, i had also hoped to:
watch another film (mad dash to watch the oscar-nominated flicks)
install a new outdoor light fixture at the back porch
pay bills
shower

but instead, i think i shall collapse.